Wednesday, January 6, 2010

AWHB Stories: Turbulence

 No thumbnail on account of Japan has yet to draw Hilling and Lacus in the same pic.

HAKEN'S NOTE 5/7/2010: HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE...sorta



Turbulence
An adult Justice Time fic by /m/’s Haken Browning

The train of Justice Time, RedLiner. Will its next stop be the past? The future?
Whichever way it was rolling, the ride suddenly became quite bumpy following the latest iteration of “All Principal Riders Henshin” on the Offline Loop.
22:03 Hilling Care: *falls onto Lacus*
22:03 Lacus Clyne: HEY HILLING
22:03 Hilling Care: WHAT
22:03 Andy Waltfeld: >Hilling on top of Lacus
22:03 Lacus Clyne: I DON’T WANNA PLAY HUGS RIGHT NOW
22:04 Lacus Clyne: DAMMIT ANDY
22:04 notkai: hillinghugslacus.mp4
22:04 Lacus Clyne: OR MAYBE I DO
22:04 Andy Waltfeld: WTF Kai, who encodes in MPEG-4 these days?
22:04 Metalman W9: Matroska was here, MPEG is small time.
22:04 Lacus Clyne: *drags Hilling towards her box*
22:04 Andy Waltfeld: >Hilling inside…dammit, it’s too easy
22:04 Unbannable Grims: Hilling’s in Lacus’s box?
22:04 Andy Waltfeld: ONORE GRIMS. NOT EVEN ME SAYING IT WAS TOO EASY…
22:04 Thunder Underpants: hillinginlacus’sbox.txt
22:05 Andy Waltfeld: THUNDER! YOU’LL CAUSE A TIME PARADOX!
22:05 notkai: TIME PARADOX?
22:05 Unbannable Grims: METAL GEAR?
*random Pretty Cure OP*
Amidst the sudden flare-up of Tactical Espionage Gaming Memes, Lacus and Hilling had made their way out of the main Justice Time chatbox and into the sleeping car of RedLiner.
22:05 Hilling Care: So about those hugs…
22:05 Hilling Care: *hugs Lacus*
22:05 Lacus Clyne: *hugs Hilling*
22:05 Hilling Care: *unzips Lacus’s pants*
22:05 Lacus Clyne: *wasn’t wearing pants*
22:05 Andy Waltfeld: TIME PARADOX
22:05 Lacus Clyne: ANDY GET OUT
Andy Waltfeld has been kicked by the moderator.
22:06 Hilling Care: *is also pantsless*
22:06 Hilling Care: :3
22:06 Lacus Clyne: <3
22:06 Hilling Care: *unzips Lacus’s dress*
22:06 Lacus Clyne: *pulls down Hilling’s panties*
22:06 notkai: Hey, do either of you two want some peanut butter?
22:06 Hilling Care: SURE WHY NOT
22:06 Hilling Care: UNLESS IT’S YOUR DICK
22:06 notkai: IT’S NOT MY DICK
22:06 Lacus Clyne: WELL I CAN’T TAKE MY CHANCES
notkai has been kicked by the moderator.
Lacus Clyne changed their nickname to PeanutButterAndLacus.
22:07 Hilling Care: OM NOM NOM
22:07 PeanutButterAndLacus: ^o^
*random Heisei Kamen Rider OP*
Back in the main car, the men of Justice Time found themselves facing a much more pressing quandary.
22:07 KamenRiderNewDCD: Do you think love can bloom, even on a Livestream?
22:07 Thunder Underpants: Maybe
22:07 Andy Waltfeld: Yes, but then Livestream will shitcan it
22:07 Graham Aker: IT ALREADY HAS
22:07 Graham Aker: *hugs Gandamu*
22:07 GANDAMU: *is hugged*
22:07 Andy Waltfeld: grahamembracinggundam.png
22:08 notkai: Get a room, you two
22:08 notkai: Once Hilling and Lacus are donw with it
22:08 notkai: *done
22:08 Andy Waltfeld: Are we rated for CLANG CLANG?
22:08 PeanutButterAndLacus: *snogging Hilling*
Hilling Care changed their nickname to Jelly Hilling.
22:08 Jelly Hilling: *snogging Lacus*
22:08 Andy Waltfeld: I TOLD YOU HILLING’S A DONUT
22:08 RDM: Anything to make this place a *** to clean up, huh?
22:08 KamenRiderNewDCD: HILLING’S A DONUT
22:08 Metalman W9: THE FLORIDA EVERGLADES
22:08 PeanutButterAndLacus: HEY KAI
22:08 PeanutButterAndLacus: I THINK HILLING COULD USE YOUR PEANUT BUTTER NOW
[END?]
(Apologies to Shark Raptor, Zeronos, and anyone else I missed.)

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