Tuesday, March 30, 2010

V! V! V!

As an aside, I was originally going to have Ms. Nanbara getting it on with four dudes at once and having the title be Combine 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. When the, ah, logistics proved to be too confusing I went with something else. This is another "faceless" fic, since I like them more. Also a bit of a confession, Chizuru was one of my first animated crushes.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Doujins: Metalman's EF Mix, March Edition

Three new doujins, an all-Neige CG set, and a Leaz Koubou teaser grace Metalman's newest upgrade to his legendary Endless Frontier (and related materials) H-stash.

MEGAUPLOAD: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=U0M8R0V9 RIP Megaupload; just grab from e-h

AWHB Stories: InDesu Prophecy

Trying my hand at writing for this universe once again...

(HAKEN'S NOTE: Title will only be punny to Americans. Y'see, international readers, you guys have a PS2 game called Fahrenheit, but we had to rename it to "Indigo Prophecy" so it wouldn't be confused with a similarly titled steaming liberal conspiratorial turd.)

Monday, March 22, 2010

Priestess of the Underground Spring

I have a bad habit of writing prefaces, if its tl;dr just press the button!

I was originally a smutsmith writing nothing but sex scenes. I've been trying to tone down the sex and up the story, but I haven't been very satisfied with my past couple of fics. Anyway, I'm going to do several test runs to hammer out the style better with a test audience. Here is something quick (as in short) and more in my original style of "no story, just screwin'" to hold you till I get a better feeling of what I wanna go for. It features this lovely lady that needs a lot more love, Kukuru, a super hot one shot antagonist in @2. She has a sexy voice, and a pretty cool mech. Here she is sucking off WHO KNOWS I can't be bothered with that shit. If it makes you feel better imagine its Sanger or futa Sophia or Himika.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

AWHB Stories: Error A00x07

It appears I rebound from crises of faith rather quickly.

(FOR THE UNINFORMED: This was written as a response to me realizing the driving force behind my playing up Haken's "raised-in-a-tube" issues into a full-blown Oedipus complex, among other characterization quirks. As such, this fic is Self-Indulgent Author!Haken Tripe. You have been warned.)

Friday, March 19, 2010

Snips, snails, puppy-dog tails

A long preface for this, since mech fans tend to like the what ifs. At first I was going to do a FemdomRio/ForcedfemmeRyuuto fic on account of that being one of my favorite fantasies. Imagine Rio with her hair down in a jet black with gold work cheongsam resting her high heeled shoes on Ryuuto's back. Mmmm. Then I read LBS' happy Rio/Ryuuto fic and felt kinda bad. Even if Rio with her hair down would have been incredibly hot. So then I was going to write a Carla fic since she is very sexy just in general, but Yuuki is boring and I couldn't think of a pairing with her that didn't descend so far into the depths of crack pairing that I might as well have her get tentacle'd by Alfimi. So! I settled on this: Ouka punishing young Arado for teasing young Seolla a bit too much. Taking place, of course, back when they were in school together.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Monday, March 15, 2010

AWHB Stories: Daedalus Maneuver

(Admittedly, it's got more to do with the Greek guy who escaped the Labyrinth than a Macross ramming into something and unloading its Destroid contingent, but whatever.)

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Sunday, March 7, 2010

AWHB Stories: Overdrive All

(WARNING! This fic is a direct continuation of "Error 00x07." Preview pic chosen does not guarantee any implications about the pairings featured OR the status of Haken's genitals.)

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Couch's Stories: There's Something About Synthflesh

Original /m/erotica content, you say? Why yes, it is!

(Couch even says he's got a series deal in the works.)

AWHB Stories: Error 00x07

"Oh? What are you doing with my...I didn't say stop!"

LBS Stories: Masaki/Wendy/???

a/n: part of this is autobiographical (and isn't most of this kind of fiction semi-autobiographical? unless you haven't gotten laid, which means you only get your ideas from furniture magazines, how lulz-worthy).

Friday, March 5, 2010

Haman/Usso by Shotius Maximus

A story in two acts in which Haman does molest Usso verily, and then mounts him most viciously.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

AWHB Stories: Got Milk?

Eight million two hundred twelve thousand years from now, ASHITERUUUU~
...Wait, this isn't an Aquarion fic. But I'm feeling the love nonetheless.

(Second of two fics written on the Amaharan Association of Dairy Farmers grant.)

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Mamoru x Swan by Shotius Maximus

(HAKEN'S NOTE: All the ALL CAPS in the following fic? That's Swan speaking Engrish.)

AWHB Stories: Dairy Farm Raid

The first of two fics commissioned via a grant from the Amahara Association of Dairy Farmers.