(for lack of actually relevant Gundam Wing pics, since /m/ never posts them)
Second Movement
An adult Gundam  Wing fanfic by /m/’s Haken Browning
              “Heero…hey, Heero, wake up.” Relena  Peacecraft nudged her bodyguard-cum-boyfriend’s shoulder as she tossed  the covers off herself.
              *groan*
              “It’s almost eight and I’ve got a  meeting at eleven, this is no time for you to be sleeping in…since when  DID you start sleeping in, anyway?”
               Heero Yuy’s face turned  toward the Vice Minister, serious as ever. “…Do you REALLY want to  know?”
              “Well, normally  it’s you waking ME up. What happened to your biological clock?”
              “Funny you should mention that…” The  former Gundam pilot wriggled out of the covers and dug a hand under the  elastic of his briefs. “I actually woke up at six as planned, but then I  found…”
              Relena gasped as  Heero exposed his organ…rather, ‘her’ organ.
              “I’ve spent the last two hours wondering  how the hell I have one of THESE. So far I’ve narrowed it down to  several things from last night’s dinner and one of the beers from that  case Duo sent last week.”
              “Might be a little  of both…let that be a lesson to you, Heero, don’t drink sight unseen or  you’ll turn into – huh, I’m not sure what to call you, exactly.”  Relena’s gaze danced up and down the genderflipped Heero’s body – aside  from the new plumbing, ‘her’ physique was completely unchanged. Good thing body  hair never really caught on for him…er, her.
              “Ummm…thinking about how the Internet  would break this down…I believe ‘Reverse Trap’ and ‘Cuntboy’ are the  most applicable terms.”
              “I was thinking  more along the lines of…’Breakfast.’” Relena pounced.
              “Hey, what the-“
              “Oh, COME on…you’ve been so uptight  lately…OK, more like forever.”
              “It’s…part of my  mission…”
              “Well, the  mission’s changed. And I think, even as late as we already are, there’s  enough time for me to introduce the new parameters to you.” The woman  tossed her nightgown to the wayside.
               “This  is…unbecoming of you, Relena. I mean, I don’t remember you ever really  thinking about sex like this…”
              “Well, up until a  year or so ago, I was too busy worrying about being stuck as someone  else’s pawn in that little war you and your friends stirred up. But now  I’ve got control over my life – a cushy job, a man under my thumb…well,  OK, maybe THAT part’s changed.” She poked at the little man in Heero’s  new boat, eliciting a slightly squeaky gasp.
              “Relena…if I had woken up this morning  and still had my normal ‘equipment’…would you be doing this?”
              “…I might’ve waited until this weekend.”
              “Heh…so you were already planning to change things  around. If that’s the case, you can go ahead and tell me my new  mission.”
              “All right…your  mission is to continue providing your services to Vice Minister Relena  Darlian…as her lover.”
              “…Mission Accepted.” They  kissed, Relena squeezing her bust into Heero’s still-masculine chest.
              “Now what about YOU? I’ve had to make all the  first moves when it comes to romance…was it cold feet or do you just  not think about doing it, ever?”
               “…Mostly  the latter.”
              “They say the  average man has some sort of sexual thought once every seven minutes.”
              “I’m not exactly the average man.”
              “Right now, you’re not really the  average ANYTHING.” Relena’s hips pressed against Heero’s. “…Then again,  I’m not looking for average.”
              “Then what ARE you  looking for?”
              “…Let’s start at  ‘Perfect’ and haggle our way out.” The noblewoman began grinding,  getting another moan out of Heero as their folds pressed into each  other. His voice hasn’t changed a bit…That’ll be interesting once he  hits her limit. Also, note to self: settle on which set of gender  pronouns to use.
              “Ah,  Relena…something about you being this close to me…” Though the pitch  hadn’t changed, Heero’s voice was starting to come out more breathy.
              “Would you like me to…stay this close?”
              “Please…” Their embrace tightened, Heero  gasping for air as Relena’s body brushed against ‘hers’. Somewhere in  the mix, a hand moved in to escalate the stimulation, only for both lovers  to cry out as their vaginas rubbed against it simultaneously.
              “Aaaaahhhh…more…want more…”
              “M-me too…you do mine and I’ll do yours,  OK?”
              “A-all right…” A  second hand entered the fracas – Heero and Relena’s bodies slid against  each other as each began fingering their opposite. “God, this is  so…Ahh…so good…”
              “I know…I can’t  believe…I put this off for so long…”
               “If  you keep this up…my whole body’s going to burn up…”
              “I was gonna say…the same thing…”
              The moans from their concurrent orgasms  were somehow BOTH remarkably feminine.
[…]
              “WHAT THE HELL?”  Heero’s voice resounded over the pitter-patter of the shower.
              “What happened?” Relena shook off the  afterglow, stumbling toward the bathroom.
              “My…my penis is back, somehow!”
              “You using hot water in there?”
              “Yeah!”
              “So it’s just like from that one anime,  then? That’s great!”
              “That’s what I  thought too, but…I’ve still got THAT, even with my dick back  where it ought to be…”
              Relena’s jaw  dropped. The other Preventers were going to have a field day with THIS…
[END?]

 
Now that's what I call...
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