Holiday Bliss: Lune/Valsione(!?) by Couch

Almost thought we'd wind up lying fallow for December, but Couch came through with a little something for our stocking.

For a Second Answer: More AC/IS Fun by Gyrobot

And a quick cap for a distressingly slow month. Kudos to Gyro for keepin' on.

SRW Ero Generation: OG Side Episode Guide

So Couch sent me this during his submission of "Flexible Love," and I must say, it's rather accurate to my own reckoning of the strange canon he, Linux, and myself have concocted. That said, it only accounts for about 80% of the OG-side fics, so here's a bit of a quick breakdown of the rest.

Unnatural Reunion: SEED D Cagalli's Flay/Lacus Saga, Part Two

11 straight MS Word pages of...NOT porn? This may seem a little odd for a porn site to host, but it's rather crucial to what SEED D Cagalli's got planned next.

Flexible Love by Couch: A Radha Featurette

Between this and Couch's notes, I have nothing to say here. Except maybe sorry for slacking off this month to go be some kind of Setsuna F. Sirknight Slutbat. (And not even THAT; most of my time's taken up by my new job, actually.)

KRV Ero Log: FANG-AM BURST

Some of you may have judged by my lack of /m/erotica activity since THE STRONGEST MONTH ended was due to me being preoccupied. You'd be right. I'm currently active as some sort of German Strangelove Gardevoir Fangire Kamen Rider Kivaara on Kamen Rider: Hour of the Void.

And the following is what happens when our T2 Joker bugs me for a sparring session so hard I have to oblige him under the condition that we do it in our new NSFW channel.

Dial 0617 by Couch: A Code DTD Stress-Test

(Sadly this fic involves Lamia instead of Aschen, but this is about the best approximation of Cardia's fate regardless.)

Unclaimed Bounty: an IS/EF Crossover by Gyrobot

You'll notice that this one's a little more closely proofread and polished than Gyrobot's previous works. That's because I can't afford to leave something I have a vested interest in (namely, myself) in the hands of his always-off Filipino Spell Check.

AWHB Stories: A Fine Bubbly

Finally, I've managed to turn my fanfic-debilitating MMO addiction into, well, fanfic! (On a personal note, I don't think I've had this much fun with shortfic in ever.)

Primary Colors by Couch: a Team SRX Threesome

And here I thought THE STRONGEST MONTH was boned thanks to my recent addiction to Phantasy Star Portable 2. (Though THAT may produce something worthwhile by the end of the month in and of itself...)

Gilded Cage: An AC4A fic by Gyrobot

(ADVISORY WARNING: The following contains non-con/mind-break. I honestly had no idea Gyrobot had this sort of thing in him.)

UPDATE 9/16: Now features a pretty cover image as well as new closing line and afterword by Gyrobot.

More Than A Match: AC/IS Crossover by Gyrobot

And now, some slightly more wholesome fare from our up-and-coming "incongruent crossover" guy.

AWHB Stories: Angel's Judgment

...Because I REALLY can't wait for Open Beta 2 to start.

First Raven: an AC/IS Crossover by Gyrobot

For a minute there, I forgot Armored Core had human characters.

(SPECIAL ADVISORY: Cuckolding/NTR is kinda hot-button throughout 4chan. Viewer discretion advised.)

AWHB Stories: Horsing Around

Because I just can't wait for Open Beta 2 to start.

AWHB Stories: Graze Bonus

What better way to kick off TPT's THE STRONGEST MONTH than with something Grims has been hounding me for for months?

AWHB Stories: An Uplifiting Proposition

I'm not a fan of tragic stories. So when Rpgingmaster and ChrisX's For What Hope Is Left turned /m/ on its head, I realized that someone would have to return fire against that example of overzealous Lamia fanboyism.

And then I figured, why not advance my Einst!Geass!Goddess!Excellen agenda while I'm at it?

Unnatural Love: Flay/Lacus by SEED D Cagalli

The futa fic we've been vetting for the better part of a week on /m/ and the first of what I'm told is supposed to be four parts.

Gyrobot's CJNeptune: Neptune & Noire's Threesome Affair

Hey, something for me to look forward to following a rapid succession of car troubles. (Even if Kira continues to be the "star" of the show...)

AWHB Stories: Sweetschlickulous

(Inspired in large part by Rizon's #musouquest)

Another CJNeptune fic by Anon-er, Gyrobot

Don't ask me why he decided to tell me his non-Anon identity, just enjoy the Gundam SEED C.E. 73 Stargazer-induced VA joke/sex romp.

Super Erotic Game Neptune by Anonymous

It was only a matter of time before Jesus himself descended upon /m/erotica and said, "I understand what you're saying, but-" *is slapped*

Anyhoo, it's a VA-induced crossover with Chou Jigen Neptune, a PS3 game revolving around the escapades of moe vidya console-tans. Enjoy.

Rpgingmaster's Double Feature: Contract of Lust

The second of Rpgingmaster's submissions. It's not /m/, but then again /m/ these days is all about bitching about how Series X is or isn't /m/ anyway. Ergo, no harm, no foul.

(Also it involves lesbians, succubi, and ironclad legalese, which pretty much means I'm posting it anyway based on those factors alone.)

Rpgingmaster's Double Feature: The Sordid Sounds of Evangelion

Round 1 of the double-shot from Haken's resident FFN sycophant Rpgingmaster, and proof that he writes quite well when he can refrain from using TV Tropes Meme Language.

BSRaven's SRWQ Gaiden: 63rd Day Special!

Wait a minute...shouldn't this sort of thing be on Team Phantom Tiger instead?

(HAKEN'S NOTE: You may want to pop over there for a bit anyway and familiarize yourself with BSRaven's side stories for the infamous Quest Thread.)

The EF Doujin Stash: Summer 2010 Edition

The archive returns under new management (read: Metalman never called me back)! Download links behind the cut; we're serving individual volumes now as well to cater to those who've been following us from the start (also to offset the full archive being some 400+ MB large uncompressed).

AWHB Stories: Curious Alchemy

(ran out of suitable Excellen/Alfimi, so here's some solo Alfi)

The April Fool's Joke Haken Forgot

...OK, me not having pics of Goodman I can understand, but no Patrick either?

Whatever. Just...just quit bugging me for this thing. I need a drink or eight.

AWHB Stories: A Lioness and a Kraken

(If anything seems wonky, well...it's a dream sequence. Deal with it.)

My love as deep; the more I give to thee, The more I have, for both are infinite.

Whoever the character designer for Infinite Space was, they need more work and more work fast. There wasn't a single rated unfuckable woman in the game (with the exception of Pipra, naturally), I wanted to write fapfics of all of them. However, that is a bit unreasonable so I narrowed down the list to Nia, Mariana, Musin, Soneto, Phyllis, and Glorinda. Phyllis is a bit young, so she might be getting replaced, but that is in the future. Anyway, this is part 1 with Nia. The fics after this will be more or less spoilery if you haven't played the game, but this one should be fine if you've only seen the first ten minutes. Nia and Yuri have obvious chemistry. Thus, this.

Orange on His Lips: EVAfic by Paper Funnels 64

(For lack of decent pics of Yui or Misato on my hard drive, this thing from days long past. And yes, it's SUPPOSED to match End of Evangelion in levels of WTF.)

AWHB Stories: Fully Automated Pleasure

Did I cap this to celebrate the fic, or did I write the fic to celebrate capping this so it wasn't stretched and watermarked? You decide.

AWHB Stories: The Trouble With Layovers

No time to play April Fool's with such serious lovers - here's some early chocolate for your Easter basket.

V! V! V!

As an aside, I was originally going to have Ms. Nanbara getting it on with four dudes at once and having the title be Combine 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. When the, ah, logistics proved to be too confusing I went with something else. This is another "faceless" fic, since I like them more. Also a bit of a confession, Chizuru was one of my first animated crushes.

Doujins: Metalman's EF Mix, March Edition

Three new doujins, an all-Neige CG set, and a Leaz Koubou teaser grace Metalman's newest upgrade to his legendary Endless Frontier (and related materials) H-stash.

MEGAUPLOAD: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=U0M8R0V9 RIP Megaupload; just grab from e-h

AWHB Stories: InDesu Prophecy

Trying my hand at writing for this universe once again...

(HAKEN'S NOTE: Title will only be punny to Americans. Y'see, international readers, you guys have a PS2 game called Fahrenheit, but we had to rename it to "Indigo Prophecy" so it wouldn't be confused with a similarly titled steaming liberal conspiratorial turd.)

Priestess of the Underground Spring

I have a bad habit of writing prefaces, if its tl;dr just press the button!

I was originally a smutsmith writing nothing but sex scenes. I've been trying to tone down the sex and up the story, but I haven't been very satisfied with my past couple of fics. Anyway, I'm going to do several test runs to hammer out the style better with a test audience. Here is something quick (as in short) and more in my original style of "no story, just screwin'" to hold you till I get a better feeling of what I wanna go for. It features this lovely lady that needs a lot more love, Kukuru, a super hot one shot antagonist in @2. She has a sexy voice, and a pretty cool mech. Here she is sucking off WHO KNOWS I can't be bothered with that shit. If it makes you feel better imagine its Sanger or futa Sophia or Himika.

AWHB Stories: Error A00x07

It appears I rebound from crises of faith rather quickly.

(FOR THE UNINFORMED: This was written as a response to me realizing the driving force behind my playing up Haken's "raised-in-a-tube" issues into a full-blown Oedipus complex, among other characterization quirks. As such, this fic is Self-Indulgent Author!Haken Tripe. You have been warned.)

Snips, snails, puppy-dog tails

A long preface for this, since mech fans tend to like the what ifs. At first I was going to do a FemdomRio/ForcedfemmeRyuuto fic on account of that being one of my favorite fantasies. Imagine Rio with her hair down in a jet black with gold work cheongsam resting her high heeled shoes on Ryuuto's back. Mmmm. Then I read LBS' happy Rio/Ryuuto fic and felt kinda bad. Even if Rio with her hair down would have been incredibly hot. So then I was going to write a Carla fic since she is very sexy just in general, but Yuuki is boring and I couldn't think of a pairing with her that didn't descend so far into the depths of crack pairing that I might as well have her get tentacle'd by Alfimi. So! I settled on this: Ouka punishing young Arado for teasing young Seolla a bit too much. Taking place, of course, back when they were in school together.

AWHB Stories: Second Movement

(for lack of actually relevant Gundam Wing pics, since /m/ never posts them)

AWHB Stories: Daedalus Maneuver

(Admittedly, it's got more to do with the Greek guy who escaped the Labyrinth than a Macross ramming into something and unloading its Destroid contingent, but whatever.)

Holy Cock, Haken's Been Troped

Wherein a certain part of my life I'd been cautioned to leave behind decides to follow me back, and I decide to play it for publicity.

Kyosuke/Excellen by Anonymous...sort of

Wait, WHAT?

Untitled Shinn/Lunamaria by SEED D Cagalli

AWHB Stories: Witching Hour

(Direct continuation of Dairy Farm Raid, natch.)

AWHB Stories: Overdrive All

(WARNING! This fic is a direct continuation of "Error 00x07." Preview pic chosen does not guarantee any implications about the pairings featured OR the status of Haken's genitals.)

Couch's Stories: There's Something About Synthflesh

Original /m/erotica content, you say? Why yes, it is!

(Couch even says he's got a series deal in the works.)

AWHB Stories: Error 00x07

"Oh? What are you doing with my...I didn't say stop!"

LBS Stories: Masaki/Wendy/???

a/n: part of this is autobiographical (and isn't most of this kind of fiction semi-autobiographical? unless you haven't gotten laid, which means you only get your ideas from furniture magazines, how lulz-worthy).

Haman/Usso by Shotius Maximus

A story in two acts in which Haman does molest Usso verily, and then mounts him most viciously.

AWHB Stories: Got Milk?

 

Eight million two hundred twelve thousand years from now, ASHITERUUUU~

...Wait, this isn't an Aquarion fic. But I'm feeling the love nonetheless.

(Second of two fics written on the Amaharan Association of Dairy Farmers grant.)

Mamoru x Swan by Shotius Maximus

(HAKEN'S NOTE: All the ALL CAPS in the following fic? That's Swan speaking Engrish.)

AWHB Stories: Dairy Farm Raid

 

The first of two fics commissioned via a grant from the Amahara Association of Dairy Farmers.

Where It All Began

Gentlemen, I present what may very well be /m/erotica Thread -1:

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/m/thread/3057786
It's the original ORIGINAL Latooni thread where our ancestor, 4chansrwerotica, was dreamt up.

New fics to be published in March, sponsored by the Amaharan Association of Dairy Farmers.

Doujin: Exceed Charge preview

A quick something from Metalman. Here's hoping we can get the full soon.

MEDIAFIRE: http://www.mediafire.com/?j2hudjygqcz
MEGAUPLOAD: Cancelled 'til the full version drops (or the Mediafire gets canned) indefinitely due to Megaupload's seizure on 1/19/2012.

AWHB Stories: Mama Will Fix It

To quote the meme: If Aschen were my Mom, things would be sexier around here.

(HAKEN'S NOTE: More self-indulgent Fem!Haken tripe. You've been warned.)

Housecleaning yet again...

Taking an afternoon to shore up those old doujin posts that got wrecked in the move to Stretch Denim, standardize tags and post titles, and so forth.

Expect actual writing (and /m/ threads) to resume March-ish.

AWHB Stories: Risk Management

 

(HAKEN'S NOTE: Sciencegar told me "write it now, sort out canon later." Should you bother considering this canon to SRW Quest, I recommend splicing it over the sleep period in Thread 21. Easymodo links are at Team Phantom Tiger.)

(ADDENDUM: But srsly, don't call it canon. It's rushed shit that I needed out of the way in order to get to better things.)

(FURTHER ADDENDUM: In fact, it's so shit I can't even stand to see it on the blog anymore. Those curious can still read the Google Docs mirror should they have a desire to MST it or something.)